Hears the One Direction poem i made up about their management and Nickelodeon. Enjoy!
You were doing just fine on your own
But then your management went insane
So now your attracting eight year old girls
It should have never gone this way.
What Makes You Beautiful was a hit
It was so awesome that it won a Brit
All of your tumblr fans had an emotional week
Knowing that their babies are the ones to beat.
But now your going on iCarly
A show fit for young children
You should really be aiming for teens
And instead go on Ellen DeGeneres
What happened to Torn
And the unscripted video diaries?
We miss the real you
And not what your management wants to see.
It’s so stupid that we can’t even hug you anymore
Without security showing us the way to the door.
So Go Screw Yourself Nickelodeon
And watch the angry faces of their fans.
Kid networks like you destroy the good things in our lives
Now little ten year olds want to be their wives
What the hell are you smoking
Just leave One Direction alone
Or else they’ll end up like the Jonas Brothers
Broken up and going on their own.
JUST SAYING!
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